The Live Journal of James Stevens-Arce

[This poem was composed entirely from the subject lines and openings of messages found in the spam folder of my gmail account]

Don't you look upon your diminutive willy as worth worrying about?
Short pennies make men less attractive
Do not waste your time!
Make a massive bulge in your pants
Power up your love making gun
No stupid exercises, just a miracle tablet
They are blue, they are little and they will make your shaft stay super hard
Destroy the physical borders between your couple and all-night powerful drilling
Women go crazy over huge mansticks
Denise loves the bulge in my pants?
Make your man's carrot grow
She'll like your new longer hose
Realize all of her dreams with our help for short time
Never let others call you toothpick again
Doctors Use This Too